The Real Salesman

Ek company ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Sales badhne lagi-din
dugni, raat chauguni. Malik ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai.

Malik showroom par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod
bech raha tha. Woh door pe hi khada ho kar usko customer se deal karte
dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne
rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe
aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport
shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab
ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid
lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha,
machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer,
biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola!
machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le
lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Malik bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . aur tumane usey
itna sara samaan bech diya, very good. Ladka bola, "Woh aadmi to
"Stayfree" napkin kharidane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya karega `Jaa Machli Pakad` "