Legs

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his
zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw
ten stands with ten pairs of legs on them. Each bird had a sack
over its head; only the legs were showing.

He sat in the front row because he wanted to do the best job
possible. The professor announced that the test would be to
look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name,
habitat, genus and species.

The student looked at each of the birds' legs.
They all looked the same to him.
He began to get upset.

He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify
birds by their legs.

The more he thought about it the madder he got.

Finally he could stand it no longer.
He went up to the professor's desk and said,

"What a stupid test!  How could anyone tell the difference
between birds by looking at their legs?"  With that, the student
threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door.

The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he
didn't know every student's name so as the student reached the
door the professor called,

"Mister, what's your name?"

The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said,

"You tell me buddy!

You tell me!"