A taxi cab driver got a call to pick up someone from the
airport. When he got there, he was surprised to see a nun
waiting for the taxi. As she climbed into the car and gave the
driver the address, the driver noticed how beautiful she was.
As he drove on, he kept looking into his rear-view mirror at
her. The nun couldn't help but notice him looking at her.
Finally, the cab driver said, "You know, Sister, I think you're
really quite beautiful."
"Well, thank you," she answered.
The driver went on, "I've always had a fantasy of kissing a
nun."
"Really?" she asked. "Well, then, pull over." The driver did
so. Then the nun asked him a few questions. "Are you married?"
she asked.
"No," said the driver.
"Are you Catholic?"
"Yes," the man nodded.
"Well, all right then," she said and stepped out of the car and
gave him a big kiss on the lips.
The driver felt so ashamed that he decided to tell her the
truth. "Sister, I have to tell you the truth: I AM married and
I'm NOT Catholic."
"That's okay," smiled the nun. "My name's Henry and I'm going
to a Halloween party!"
Morals of the story:
1. Don't kiss other women if you are married.
2. Don't lie.
3. Don't look and stare if you shouldn't touch.
4. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
5. With many people, what is behind them catches up with them because they can't stop thinking about the past.
6. If you kiss a frog, it's still a frog.
7. Sharpen your discernment
airport. When he got there, he was surprised to see a nun
waiting for the taxi. As she climbed into the car and gave the
driver the address, the driver noticed how beautiful she was.
As he drove on, he kept looking into his rear-view mirror at
her. The nun couldn't help but notice him looking at her.
Finally, the cab driver said, "You know, Sister, I think you're
really quite beautiful."
"Well, thank you," she answered.
The driver went on, "I've always had a fantasy of kissing a
nun."
"Really?" she asked. "Well, then, pull over." The driver did
so. Then the nun asked him a few questions. "Are you married?"
she asked.
"No," said the driver.
"Are you Catholic?"
"Yes," the man nodded.
"Well, all right then," she said and stepped out of the car and
gave him a big kiss on the lips.
The driver felt so ashamed that he decided to tell her the
truth. "Sister, I have to tell you the truth: I AM married and
I'm NOT Catholic."
"That's okay," smiled the nun. "My name's Henry and I'm going
to a Halloween party!"
Morals of the story:
1. Don't kiss other women if you are married.
2. Don't lie.
3. Don't look and stare if you shouldn't touch.
4. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
5. With many people, what is behind them catches up with them because they can't stop thinking about the past.
6. If you kiss a frog, it's still a frog.
7. Sharpen your discernment
